Life is like a piano
yuku-flan: The white keys represent happiness and the black keys represent sadness. But as you go through life, remember that the black keys make music too.
me: *gains 80 pounds*
That horrible moment when you accidentally close...
lolsofunny: lol this blog is so funny=)
satanpositive: A haiku about getting out of bed: No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
Tutorial: Image on background
pepepepepepepepepepepepe: I’ve been asked multiple times how to put an image on the background like: The image is not part of the patterned background. First, find an image. You’ll want one without a background for the best effect. Paste the following into your theme above </body> <div style=”position:fixed; bottom:90px; right:90px; opacity:1”> <img src=”IMAGE URL HERE”...
But you didn’t have to cut me off, make out like it never happened and...– (via animedreamland)
wugs: thisriotsucks: Green Day’s lovely cover...
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
disasta: DO YOU GUYS EVER HAVE THAT THING WHERE YOU ARE JUST OVERCOME WITH LOVE FOR YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS BECAUSE THEYRE THE COOLEST PEOPLE YOUVE EVER MET SO YOU JUST SORT OF WIGGLE YOUR ARMS AND EMIT A HIGH PITCHED SCREAM AND NEVER STOP TYPING IN CAPS AND THEN YOUR HEART EXPLODES AND YOU SPIRAL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH TO BECOME ONE WITH THE GODS OF KAWAII
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can I not have a penis.
Every experience, no matter how bad it seems, holds within it a blessing of some...– Buddha (via scratch-the-maven)
everyone: you don't have friends
me: uh, yes i do?
everyone: okay name them
me: actual name or URL?
me texting my mom: can you pick up some milk on the way home
me: she's not answering me
me: she must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic
me: i killed her
me: i killed my mom
When you see a mosquito on your friend
If you say "raise up lights" really fast, it...
dakt37: cranberryv0dka: p-llux: I totally didn’t just sit here for 5 minutes straight saying it and then laughing hysterically after each time… no me neither
‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...– J.K. Rowling (via booksarethepagesoflife)
My reaction when someone takes food off my plate..
totally-relatable: having a BAD DAY? Click and Laugh here.