May 2013
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p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
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coltheartedbitch:
have you ever just been so incredibly fond of someone
like you don’t want to date them or anything but you honestly love them as a person and want to listen to them talk forever and find out all of their little quirks and hug them when they’re sad
conor-cymex:
mydogsnokes:
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
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April 2013
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hazelgracedd:
batched:
In the Netherlands you don’t say “I love you”, but “kaas, klompen en wiet klootzak”, which translates to “Without you, I am nothing”. I think that’s so beautiful.
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nowthatswhaticallblogging:
leisures:
i don’t consider myself hip
i’m like
shoulder
I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.”
stolenpandorica:
It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic
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blaineisgettingrandy:
blein:
shakespear
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drarna:
carcino-genetics:
arianracehorse:
314eater:
fahrenheit-469:
314eater:
THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT
SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE
SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
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israel: (forcefully sterilizes ethiopian jews)
america: (silence)
israel: (demolishes the homes of palestinians on a huge scale)
america: (silence)
israel: (segregates buses so that palestinians have to ride separate buses from israelis)
america: (silence)
israel: (forcibly makes it so palestinians cannot visit parts of their own homeland)
america: (silence)
israel: (kills and oppresses the palestinian people in the name of a pure jewish homeland)
america: (silence)
palestinian civilian: (throws a rock)
america: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG VIOLENCE!
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Surnames Master Post.
hiddlesfiddleswithme:
phoeberpc:
Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.
English Surnames
Dutch Surnames
Spanish Surnames
Scottish Surnames
German Surnames
Italian Surnames
Irish Surnames
French Surnames
Scandinavian Surnames
Welsh Surnames
Jewish Surnames
Surnames By Ethnicity
Most Common Surnames in the USA
...
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Well we did it tumblr, finally an accurate GIF...
pati79:
sitdownslut-feedyourfish:
brave-coeur-de-rouge:
the-winchester-initiative:
loveabovelooks:
supernaturallychallenged:
THIS IS FACT
What makes it even better is the one causing it is satan
i can’t even put into words how accurate this is
I bet this post has pretty much traumatized the male population of tumblr
Dude, if my husband sees this, he’ll demand we sleep in...
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weepingfandom:
A true form of torture is sending me into Barnes and Noble without money
